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Joke of the Day

" All in all, it's just a... nother post on my wall. "

"A condom is like a plunger You never know when you will need it but it's great to have just in case."

"What's the new etiquette rule: am I supposed to wait until everyone is done photographing their meals before I start eating mine?"

"How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Whatever it says in the book."

"What do you call a wrongly accused art thief? Framed"

"Aren't you glad you no longer have that ""Call Me Maybe"" song in your head? Oops. Sorry. #SoCallMeMaybe!"

"I have a nice body. It's out in the trunk."

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face!"

"Osama Bin Laden was really smart He created Airdrop before Apple did"

"Jesus knock tentatively on God's door, enters, and God says..... Now lets go through this one more time....What exactly did you tell them again?"