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Joke of the Day
"Osama Bin Laden was really smart He created Airdrop before Apple did"
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"What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get? Mourning wood! :)"
"if money can't buy happiness explain pizza"
"when zombies can't sleep it's called inzombnia holy shit that was a huge slice of comedy pie I bet you're all full now I sure am"
"What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
"Saw a bumper sticker that said 'Jesus is the answer.' Two cars later I saw one that said 'Who farted?' Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever."
"Pros are good and cons are bad, so... What's the opposite of constitution?"
"""I want frog legs."" -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever"
"How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard"
"Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask your mommy He knows it."