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Joke of the Day

"I have a nice body. It's out in the trunk."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up her ass"

"Why do they have sex ed and drivers ed on different days in Mexico? Because they need to give the donkey a break."

"Did you here about that original joke? Neither did I."

"Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off, who was left?"

"The bunnies near my house are laying the smallest Easter eggs ever, and frankly they taste awful!"

"The cop told me to put the guns down, but I couldn't... they were attached to my body."

"What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids"

"hey can I use your bathroom? cashier: only paying customers jesus...ok just give me 9 double whoppers with cheese, a chocolate shake, 2-"

"The talk -Dad, am I adopted? -Not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you"