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Joke of the Day
"I have a nice body. It's out in the trunk."
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"Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don't need to be retrained."
"Free sex tonight I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"When I was a kid, we had our own personal chef Chef Boyardee"
"Whats a similarity between dogs and teenagers The girls are all bitches"
"You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles.... But at least they drive slowly past schools"
"Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon? Because he was dead!"
"I got 99 issues... And they are all collectable national geographics."
"""But mom! I don't like grandma."" ""Keep quiet, son, and finish your plate."""
"Five Star Hangover Judging from the bar receipts, ATM withdraws, hand stamps, and the vomit in my car, I'm pretty sure that I'm a ball of fun when I black out on Saturday night."