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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I were convicted of paedophilia The kids are taking it pretty hard."
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"Have you heard about the one-armed super hero? He single handedly stops crime."
"If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense. The German side says ""Build a wall!"" The Scottish side says ""Well im not paying for it!"""
"I was sitting in traffic today and I got run over."
"I have the heart of a saint And a lifetime ban from Mother Teresa's grave."
"Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House? A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!"
"How warm is the inside of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"Q: What happened when the teacher fell in the copier? A: She was beside herself."
"I was doing a Maths exam yesterday. I looked up to find the lad at the next desk staring at me. I said, ""What the fuck's your problem?"" He said, ""The square root of 144."""
"Judge: For the crimes you have committed you will go to prison for 10 years Me: That's a long sentence! Judge: Ok - ""you get 10 years"""