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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the one-armed super hero? He single handedly stops crime."
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"Saw a guy in the gym, ahead of me on the Lat pulldown machine, wearing a David Luiz T-Shirt Needless to say, I got past him."
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"Why did the bacteria cross the microscope? To get to the other slide! Courtesy of one of my Biology students"
"My boyfriend cheated on me So I convinced him to get matching tattoos... he went first and I went home"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten-tickles"
"What did the hippie say about all of the math problems? They're all, like, equal to me..."
"So there's this humor contest... and a guy enters ten puns hoping to win with at least one. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."
"An awkward morning beats a boring night."
"What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini? Qui-Gon Gin"