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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the one-armed super hero? He single handedly stops crime."
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"Why do you never see elephant's in trees? They're really good at hiding."
"Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car."
"What do republicans and porn stars have in common? They're both professionals at switching position on camera"
"I went out with a girl the other night who turned out to be really weird I guess the fact that she said she was a communist should have been a big red flag"
"What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet? Nothing lmao bees cant learn."
"Why is Phoenix such a great lawyer? Because he's ""Wright"" all the time."
"5: I want to learn drums. Me: Ok, but you have to walk them, feed them, and pick up their poop. *confused, 5 walks away I am the master."
"Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know"
"I said to my girlfriend that I think she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."