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Joke of the Day

"Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House? A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!"

"Magic Mirror Mirror Mirror in my hand, show me the ugliest person in the land."

"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer."

"What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law? One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year."

"Why did the plane crash because the pilots we're muffins"

"Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good."

"date: and then after traveling to Iceland I decided to get my MBA me: date: me: I went to Arby's 7 times yesterday"

"Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache."

"Studies show the effects of divorce on young children are complex. Sadness and anxiety are common, but many are just happy to be single again."

"I'm really glad they invented shampoo. imagine having to wash your hair with real poo?"