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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? Don't worry... they'll tell you."
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"What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !"
"You're a big fat liar! And I don't believe anything you say! See if I get naked for you again!! -Me to my scale as I step off of it"
"Why dont they use phone books in China? Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!"
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian"
"To impress a girl on a 1st date, rent a Ferrari. Then drive it off a bridge & try to save her. If you can't, whatever, you drove a Ferrari."
"*smashes bag of Oreos *pours on top of salad"
"How is a Ska band the opposite of a rhinocerus? Horns in the back Asshole up front."
"what do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator"
"What did one strand of yarn say to the other? I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. ""Ball up..."""