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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of probability before? The student replied, ""probably"""

"I'm going to have to sit my mom down Apparently she has had sex with everyone on xbox live."

"Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don't use words like ""East."""

"Who's this Rorschach guy... And why does he paint so many penises?"

"What's a zombies favorite exercise? Deadlifts"

"I sometimes like to close my eyes and imagine a world with no poverty and also that my hand is a woman."

"People are like snowflakes. When they pile up on my car windshield, it's difficult to drive."

"I walked up to MC Hammer to tell him a joke.. Stop me if you heard this one"

"2Pac died because he lived the thug life. This 6 pack is going to die because I live the chug life."

"There are two types of people on Twitter. Those who can take a joke, and those who will copy it and claim it as their own"