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Joke of the Day

"Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don't use words like ""East."""

"What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter? The rogue one"

"Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window? To watch the butterfly"

"When Yoshi gets sick from eating too many goombas, what procedure should Dr. Mario conduct? A Nintendoscopy!"

"When an eel bites your thigh... ...as you're just swimming by that's a moray."

"Bill Clinton was seeing his counselor... And his counselor asked how Hillary's head was doing with all this e-mail controversy. Bill replied, ""Still not as good as Monica's."""

"My neighbor and I are really close. We call each other things like bro, man, dude, boss... We don't know each other's name."

"I'm with you, Hungry Hungry Hippos. I don't find small plastic balls very filling, either. I can't believe this what you guys eat in Africa!"

"What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night? Her dead baby."

"Where do Polar Bears keep their money? In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL"