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Joke of the Day

"NASA found methane on Mars! Proving once again that no matter how ancient a civilization is, it's farts that truly endure."

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline."

"When talking with a woman in her 30s, it's super important to always pretend to be shocked when she tells you she's in her 30s."

"How do you make your wife scream during sex? You call and tell her about it."

"I just invented a new word. Plagiarism"

"Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n? Because n always has to be the center of attention."

"After a long and tough discussion, my wife and I decided to go with adoption. Let the little shits be someone else's problem."

"True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people.. together."

"What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!"

"Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?"