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Joke of the Day

"so two elderly grapes are talking then one of the grapes says, is it just me or are you looking a bit prune?"

"I have just invented a perfume made from holy water Eau my god"

"Since women are always looking for ways to accentuate their boobs... I'm creating a new line of shirts with attached seat belts."

"How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome? You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home."

"It's not believable when Billy Bob Thornton isn't an alcoholic in a movie."

"It's important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching."

"This youth group broke the number one cardinal rule of making money at a Car Wash. They let the fat chick hold the car wash sign."

"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A prostitute stops screwing you after you're dead."

"Marriage equality AND marijuana laws passed? Now we know what Leviticus really meant by ""A man who layeth with another man must be stoned."""

"When a celebrity dies, who's the helpful psychopath that immediately changes all the ""is""s to ""was""s on their Wikipedia page?"