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Joke of the Day

"If Earth was a rented apartment, ain't NOOOO WAAAAAY we're getting our security deposit back."

"What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred? A hot dog"

"What do Trump and lip stick have in common? Both make Hillary Clinton more attractive."

"Good news and Bad news wife: i have a good news and a bad new. Husband: i am very busy.Just give me good news. wife: The airbags worked properly in our new BMW."

"Here's a broom go sweep the floors... 'Here's a broom go sweep the floors.' 'But I have a PhD...' 'Oh, I'm sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done.'"

"But HOW will u make America great again? Trump: I'll make it like camp. A camp where u concentrate on how great I am. I'll call it a conce-"

"X/y If Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner were to go missing, would they put his/her picture on a half n half carton?"

"How do you make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."

"I tattooed the word ""WINNER"" on my forehead in case I meet anyone new and they have any doubts"

"Why did the chicken fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!"