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Joke of the Day
"So this girl asked me what I look for in women I told her, ""3 holes and a heart beat"""
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"Some people think vomiting is hard... but I got threw it with flying colors."
"My name is Seamus and I build that bridge you just drove over. It's the longest spanning bridge in Ireland. Do they call me Seamus the Famous Bridge Builder? No, they don't, but fuck one sheep..."
"Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street? To get the Yolk Rite."
"Found in a bar in Charleston... What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. * rim shot *"
"My cat rolled on my weed tray and now half my weed is stuck in her fur......Do I smoke my cat?"
"""Open Mike Night"" sounded like a lot of fun until I realised I'd been invited to an autopsy."
"What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction? You rub them the wrong way"
"how do you tell a joke without a punchline?"
"Make a fire with someone and they'll be warm for a night. Make a fire with someone and they'll be warm for the rest of their life."