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Joke of the Day

"Make a fire with someone and they'll be warm for a night. Make a fire with someone and they'll be warm for the rest of their life."

"I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way"

"What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him? He mooved"

"""Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"" Well, Katy, I'm thin, weak, white, and I hurt the environment so I guess that's a pretty apt simile"

"What's the purpose of propellers on a plane? To keep the captain cool. If they stop spinning, he starts to sweat."

"Before Twitter, I used to be stupid in the privacy of my own mind."

"How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument? They went outside and exchanged blows."

"I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say ""I'm hungry,"" so it died."

"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song? ""Land of Cold-Fusion""."

"TIL that although Sting has been missing for a week... The Police still have no lead"