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Joke of the Day
"My cat rolled on my weed tray and now half my weed is stuck in her fur......Do I smoke my cat?"
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"[Crossword] 7 across) Person you work with, 9 letters COWORKER 21 down) Person you hate, 9 letters COWORKER"
"Sometimes the last thing people hear before they're murdered is the sound of their pen that they won't stop clicking."
"Have you heard the one about the untouched coal pit? Never mined."
"reasons white people riot: 1. their sports team wins 2. their sports team loses 3. no more tickle me elmos 4. tea 5. pumpkins"
"Those kids in Sudan would complain a lot less if they knew I struggled every day with having old people hands."
"I may not have any friends but at least I know my cat will never ask me to help him move"
"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... then my illegal logging business is a success."
"When one of my friends told me he was in a sexual relationship with a space rock... I had no comet."
"It's about damn time we start talking about spontaneous combustion. It doesn't happen in a vaccuum."