144123

Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street? To get the Yolk Rite."

"A leaf blower, but for people."

"Did you hear about the man who killed 47 donkeys? I heard it was an assacre"

"There is no ""i"" in ""team."" But there's an ""i"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team."" So there we go."

"what do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery person have in common? They have to smell it, but they can't taste it."

"Q: Did you hear about the fly that flew through a screen door? A: He strained himself."

"What do you call an average ogre? Mediogre."

"The tennis factory near me got closed down after local residents complained... Apparently they were making a racquet."

"Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots? Because they want to have some available to customers too!"

"I was furious when I found my wife's profile on an on-line dating website. That lying bitch isn't, ""Fun to be around."""