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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street? To get the Yolk Rite."

"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example: Ben is in a hurry. Ben is in a coma."

"What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are over a dollar; deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)"

"Why were the coffee beans upset? Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure."

"Did you hear that Jesus was a bit of a drunk? One time He got so hammered that He fell asleep in a cave for three days before He woke up. (heard in church today) :-) Happy Easter!"

"I think I'm psychic. Now now I know what you're thinking.."

"What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called? A hallucination."

"When a knight in armour was killed in battle what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !"

"I saw a magician driving through my neighborhood, and then he turned into a driveway."

"Man On Bus Asked Me, ""Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?"" I Just Found Out I Have Cancer..."