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Joke of the Day
"Some people think vomiting is hard... but I got threw it with flying colors."
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"Everything I know about sex I learned from Tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot"
"They're saying I put a stuffed animal in the toilet. Untrue. I sent it on a mission to retrieve my toy cars."
"What's Obama's Favorite TV Show? Game of Drones"
"Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm... He tells the bartender ""let me have a drink...and one for the road."""
"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi."
"Cathy on FB is ""feeling annoyed"" and is asking why people even own cell phones if they're not gonna answer. Can I tell her? Pleeease."
"When I blow myself up in a streetside cafe I expect 72 fleshlights in heaven."
"Jesus has seen me naked and that's why he made me funny."
"Mascara in my hair-check, hairspray in my eye-check, lipstick on my shirt-check...I'm ready to start this wonderful Monday"