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Joke of the Day
"My wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left."
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"Why are ghosts always dehydrated? They have a lot of boos but no water"
"If this doughnut and chocolate milk are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 1978-1982?"
"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? (No- what?) Want to get lunch sometime?"
"How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof"
"Sucking dick is demeaning De meaning of life"
"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships Apparently 'in HD' isn't the correct answer."
"This is a Tylenol conversation. So you can Aleve."
"""Socks... they're like... soft little canoes for your feet."" - Don Draper, having a stroke"
"I saw a guy at an ATM with no arms, and a peg leg He asked if I would help him check his balance... so I pushed him over"