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Joke of the Day
"My wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left."
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"30/05/2016 Whenever i have sex, it's a race to see who comes first. Me or the police"
"I like my girlfriends the same as I like my scotch... 14 years old and on coke"
"if theres liquid water on mars i dont care about it. im not going to drink it"
"ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about? Ooops... wrong sub."
"""You know that's not even a word, right?"" I said, condescendingatively"
"What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner? Carbon dating."
"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because it had nobody to go with."
"WHAT DO YOU CALL...... Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"
"Fire alarms are dangerous and should not be in the house. Why? Because when it starts the house is on fire!"