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Joke of the Day
"My eyesight is good, but my strongest sense is non."
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"A girl phoned me the other day and said...""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."
"What do motor scooters and fat women have in common? They're fun to ride until your friends find out."
"""Your resume says you spent 4 years in England. What were you doing?"" *flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* ""Grad school."""
"Gandhi once got into a food fight... It was naan violence."
"No wonder ghosts can be disruptive. Some are hundreds of years old and they have to hear us say shit like ""My mouse is out of batteries."""
"What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns? East Timor?"
"Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective."
"I like dating chicks with kids, because snacks"
"So. Like. We're all just gonna ignore the rapture that's supposed to happen?"