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Joke of the Day
"What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns? East Timor?"
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"Officer pulled me over & asked if I knew what the speed limit was, like I'm getting paid to tell him his job."
"How does grandma's chairlift work? It has to do with nanatechnology."
"*judge bangs gavel on desk* *judge cooks gavel breakfast in the morning* *judge tell gavel he loves her* *judge marries gavel*"
"A really hot girl walks into a bar... brb"
"What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common? They both love to crack open a cold one."
"It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the Worsta Rhymes."
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic"
"I can always count on the local cemetery for free Mother's Day flowers."
"What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women? Tuna Fey."