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Joke of the Day

"I won $3 million on lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity Now I have $2,999,999.75"

"Today it's National Take Off Your Cap Day Hats off to whoever founded it."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Hot, mocha, and overpriced. Prostitutes. I like prostitutes."

"Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!"

"Rape Jokes General I was raping a woman the other night and she said ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch."

"How can you tell when your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up."

"Q: Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? A: At the calf-eteria."

"Why do they have fences around cemetaries? Because people are dying to get in."

"I like my women like I like my deer... Mounted."

"Where do military chaplains buy their regalia? At the army surplice store."