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"Rape Jokes General I was raping a woman the other night and she said ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch."

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"My kids have strategically placed items in an overflowing garbage can like they're building a Jenga puzzle. Have kids. It's fun."
"What is green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
"*UFO attacks* Govt: It's a weather balloon. *UFO destroys Eiffel Tower* Govt: Weather balloon. *UFO conquers Earth* Govt: Weather balloon."
"I was sitting in traffic the other day got run over."
"How do you get info from a french dude? You est-ce que question"
"Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory."
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