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Joke of the Day
"Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!"
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"Million dollar idea - an app that connects you with other people eating beef jerky in their car."
"The secretary keeps hearing music coming from the printer... I think the paper is jamming."
"Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!"
"I'm just waiting for the right person to come along and mistake my crippling pessimism for an attractive sense of humor."
"How did I escape Iraq? Iran."
"What idiot called it a rattlesnake's warning rattle and not a cautionary tail?"
"My life is like a romantic comedy Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes. > HA! Hilarious and original! Encore!"
"You really gotta hand it to short people.. Because they usually can't reach it anyways."
"Funny thing about National Cleavage Day is that girls with big boobs celebrate it everyday. Hallelujah."