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Joke of the Day

"Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!"

"If you tell your girlfriend you think the girl at in the corner shop fancies you, you'll never have to pop out to get bread and milk again"

"How many Frenchman does it take to defend France? I don't know. They've never tried."

"Why do Kenyans always win marathons? At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-"

"Did you hear the one about Sandusky at the beach? A father walked up to him and said, ""get out of my sun!"""

"Stop telling men beards alone will make women love them when everyone knows they need to play the guitar too."

"Jose Cuervo showed up at his girlfriend's house with a gun... Tequila"

"Some people should be dipped in vagisil Maybe then they wouldn't be such irritating cunts"

"Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages? No one could perform the execution well enough."

"Constipation Have you heard of the movie constipation? Probably not. It hasn't come out yet."