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Joke of the Day
"Where do military chaplains buy their regalia? At the army surplice store."
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"Why did Hitler like his Adidas's? They were made by his distant relative."
"Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !"
"Airport bathrooms are home to the loudest, angriest, most unapologetic farts known to man."
"Me: check out this new gadget. It carbonates anything! Friend: cool Me: yeah even blood Friend: um I gotta go Me: lol no you're staying"
"Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!"
"Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine? Because there is no quarter for the wicked."
"I heard that if you give Obama a prostrate massage The world will be at your finger tips."
"Today everyone will update about who they chose for president, then tomorrow it will be back to what they chose for lunch."
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day... teach a man to fish and you create a market for bait and tackle."