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Joke of the Day

"Approximately how many cows does it take to stock a grocery store with beef? Most of them won't even show up to work, but if you can get them there, two should be able to handle the job."

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"Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right But two Wrights make an airplane"
"Facebook is still the best way to keep in touch with people you don't want to keep in touch with."
"When my girlfriend and I decided to make it official, I told her: I have to tell you, before we met, I was... well...promiscuous. Oh cool she exclaimed. I love Greek mythology."
"HR: Let's talk about why you were late today. Me: I told you! HR: DRAGONS AREN'T ""RELIABLE TRANSPORTATION!"" Me: Duh. That's why I was late."
"What does grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.."
"For awhile I'm thinking about going out tonight...I haven't seen those blurry people that ask me how much I've had to drink for awhile!"
"If every day is a gift, I'd have to say today was a Fruitcake from Last Year Day. Recycled, disappointing and held together by booze."
"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."