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Joke of the Day
"There are 2 things I hate in this world... People who can't count."
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"2 guys walk into a bar 3rd one ducks."
"What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish? The Vegetarian"
"McDonald's uses canola oil, Five Guys uses peanut oil, and Taco Bell uses... castor oil"
"Why do Physicists make terrible parents? They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one."
"I'd never snoop through my girlfriend's phone out of love, a deep respect and the inability to crack her password."
"Now that gay marriage is legal, my uncle can marry his boyfriend Dre! What a double entendre! I made this up and am very proud."
"What is the difference between a duck? Only one of them is syntactically incorrect."
"Where do people in Ghana go to watch football? The Ghanarena"
"When I die I want written on my tombstone ""Finally Offline""."