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Joke of the Day

"Why do Physicists make terrible parents? They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one."

"Bloody Mary used to be Virgin Mary."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lic-Alot-O-Puss"

"How do you stop the dog trying to hump your leg? Suck his dick."

"Just ate a bag of jelly beans. Did you know if you eat a pineapple, a coconut, and a black one together, it tastes like pina colada asphalt?"

"If light travels faster than sound. Then why do I always hear a honk before the light turn green?"

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the S'mores of Pop-Tarts, it was the Unfrosted Strawberry of Pop-Tarts."

"I want to be a large, Southern black woman who fans herself in church when I grow up."

"Could Jesus make a nerd so nerdy that even he couldn't resist giving him a wedgie?"

"Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail."