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Joke of the Day
"2 guys walk into a bar 3rd one ducks."
Next Joke
"Why shouldn't you let your kids run more than a mile? Because at the second mile they get raped."
"Balloons think they're so cool. I tried to tell one he was leaking and he just said, ""Pfft."""
"Anyone know a Minecraft interpreter? I don't understand my son's Christmas list."
"This morning I... changed a lightbulb, then I walked across the street so I could walk into a bar, and then is suddenly realized: my life is a joke."
"An old man goes to the gym... An old man goes to the gym and asks a trainer, ""I want to impress young beautiful girls. What's the best machine I can use?"" The trainer responds, ""The ATM"""
"What's the worst thing about 90's kids? They fight back."
"People r afraid of boogers. I bet u could rob a bank with a booger! Folks in the bank would back up! Police would be puzzled tho: A Bogger?!"
"What is the difference between a pedophile and a sexually active wife of a cop? One wants to cop a feel and the other wants to feel a cop."
"TEACHER: That's the third time this week - please explain your tardiness ME: Well, it basically means that I've been late"