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Joke of the Day

"Where do people in Ghana go to watch football? The Ghanarena"

"I am fairly well educated, but not 'knows every nuance of the English language' educated. I also have no idea what 'nuance' means."

"Mudering people is a lot like smoking cigarettes I can stop any time I want."

"Did you hear about the midget that got kicked out of the nudist colony? He was getting into everybody's hair..."

"A blonde and a burnette are on opposite sides of a river... The burnette yells to the blonde ""how do I get to the other side?"" The blonde yells back ""you are on the other side!"""

"I want a job cleaning mirrors.... It's just something I could really see myself doing."

"Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? A: He comes down the chimney wakes up the children and says ""Hey kids do you want to buy some toys?"""

"What did one reddit user say to the other? (Punch line in comments)"

"Q: What kind of flower grows on your face? A: Tulips."

"I looked at the calendar and thought, ""It's been one of those days today."""