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Joke of the Day
"Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit? /r/explainlikeimfive"
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"Statistically speaking... 6/7 dwarfs aren't happy."
"Everyone knows that your eyebrows are drawn on, we just wish you'd make them lightning bolts once in a while."
"So I called my friend turkey and I said to him ""Turkey, la gente esta muy loca. What the cluck?"""
"Two blondes were walking down the railroad tracks. The first blonde said ""man, these steps are killing me!"" The second one said ""it's not the steps that are killing me, it's these low hand rails!"""
"A man walks up to a girl smoking in a bar. He ask if she knows of sudden infant death syndrome. She replies 'wut'... He says 'cause smoking kills, baby'"
"What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger."
"New study shows you can get HIV/AIDS from toilet seats in public restrooms By sitting down before the other guy gets up"
"Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company? He took a day off"
"This morning I made the strongest coffee ever. It's so black a cop kicked in my door and shot it."