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Joke of the Day
"Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit? /r/explainlikeimfive"
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"What do you call a white man flying a plane? Clive, usually."
"[first date] -so how do you feel about octopus? Her: I like em -Whew! [lets other six arms fall out of shirt]"
"GYM Man: ""Can you spot me?"" Me: ""Sure"" Man: *Throwing down towel* ""Invisibility cloak my ass"""
"I like my women how I like my wine... 12 years old and locked in my basement"
"I invited a friend over after school. I told my mom he's my brother from another mother. My parents are now in the divorce process."
"I don't always roll a joint but when I do, It's my ankle"
"What is a hooker in Alaska called? A frostitute!"
"Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts."
"[Dad jokes anonymous] ""...and I'm clean 30 days"" Guy from back: HI CLEAN 3O DAYS I'M DAD ""DAMN IT, JERRY!"""