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Joke of the Day

"What did the Nazi with celiac disease say at the breakfast table? Excuse me, but is this cereal Glutenfrei?"

"Twitter is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves."

"My wife is not buying that autocorrect changed ""You're psychic"" to ""You're psycho."""

"Hipsters probly don't eat carrots since they lose interest in things when there not underground anymore."

"Why did the ghosts haunt the bar? For the boos."

"How Wonderful Did you hear the story of the man that had the great honor of being crushed by a steam roller? He was flattered"

"I used to be in to S & M, Necrophilia, and Beastiality... But then I realized I was beating a dead horse."

"Why does Trump hate McCain so much? He heard McCain stayed in a Hilton for 5 years."

"What do you say to a two headed monster? Hello hello."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except bears, bears will kill you."