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Joke of the Day
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"I was walking through town yesterday, when I came across a large black man with a mohawk and jewellery. He said, ""I piy the fool."" I said, ""Hey, you missed a T."""
"Two Cookies Two cookies are baking in an oven. The first cookie says, ""Man it's hot in here."" The second cookie says, ""Holy crap! A talking cookie!"""
"I've been retracing my steps and now I have all these outlines of feet on my floor and still no keys."
"What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the boy? Would you like to buy some candy?"
"I once saw this funny porno.. I was laughing so hard."
"what do you call water that bounces? Spring water."
"Will the Australian eat jam? He Mar-might."
"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage? Feyonce"
"If you're a Mormon, and you have a mom, and you haven't been referring to her exclusively as Mitt Momney...then why the hell are you Mormon?"