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Joke of the Day
"Me: I'm done peeing!! Khakis: No you're not."
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"Asking me for advice is like asking broccoli to fix your bicycle."
"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? Birds can fly, but flies can't bird"
"Breaking news! A man who tried to sue an airline company about his missing luggage has lost his case"
"Jay-Z's voice is so beautiful. I wish he rapped about stuff I cared about."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friends Inside of a dog, it is warm and moist."
"Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans? It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk."
"Coffee so good it helps a little old lady cross the street."
"""Hey man, he's not worth it. He's not worth it,"" my friends say as they drag me away from a very hard to open jar of pickles"
"What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days? They're both Decomposing"