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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page? It blew up"
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"PEOPLE WITH CHRONICALLY MOIST HANDS: When you have dry lips, rub them on your palms. I call it Lip palm. It's free."
"What do you get when a vampire eats a dachshund? Hollow-ween"
"Why did the chicken cross the ocean? To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes."
"Daniel Day-Lewis is so method that in preparation for the role of Abraham Lincoln in 'Lincoln' he spent ten months on the side of a penny."
"Three Nazis walk into a BAR They all get shot."
"Matthew McConaughay is for Matthew McConaughorses"
"(NEW YEARS) what did the rabbi say on New year's. ""f#ck that, happy **Jew** years!!"""
"What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is self defense and you make bagels with judo (Jew dough)."
"From my 4 year old: What do you call a penguin that can't win? A peng-lose!"