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Joke of the Day
"Gas is under $2 a gallon and Suge just killed a guy... Looks like the '90's are back!!"
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"""Your voice is so sexy. How can I direct your call, babygirl?"" --Smooth Operator"
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months."
"If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then."
"[climbs a Tibetan mountain for 6 days & stumbles out of breath into a Buddhist monastery] please. please tell me u have wifi"
"If someone enjoys bondage, and they hang themselves... Does that mean they died from having a kink in their neck?"
"Drummers always have such lame jokes... I've heard them all like a Zildjian times."
"Q: What do the Amish call a jar full of honeybees? A: A vibrator."
"Who did the chickens vote for president? Baraaaaaak Obama"
"Things I'm never going to do: - Give you up - Let you down - Run around - Desert you - Make you cry - Say goodbye - Tell a lie - Hurt you"