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Joke of the Day

"I'm agnostic. What happens when I die? Idk..."

"What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room? One full set of teeth."

"Nobody's taking my presidential campaign seriously. I'll bet this has something to do with my lack of serious sexual indiscretions."

"God came to earth to look for robbers who worshipped him ... But found most of them atheist."

"To those of you who received a book from me as a Christmas present: just to let you know that they are due back at the library tomorrow."

"Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop? The Liquor store"

"I'd tell you a joke about UDP... but I'm not sure you'd get it."

"Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite. I know that joke has its faults, so I'll just accept my pumicement and go back to looking at cleavage."

"The janitor's union called for sweeping reforms."

"If you ever take a bus and you don't stare out the window and pretend you're escaping your abusive mother, you're doing it all wrong."