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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face..."

"What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes? A Jehovah's Witness."

"What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? He racism."

"In To A Bar. A priest, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. he orders a drink"

"What do a telephone and a dog have in common? They both have collar ID."

"best funny prank pakistan you cannot stop your laughing nice one"

"What happened to the plant outside the math class window? It grew square roots."

"Will Will Smith smith? Will Smith will smith."

"They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?"

"I can judge the goodness of my sex life by the loudness of the terrible music the neighbors are blasting"