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Joke of the Day

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"Yoda Tells a Math Joke. Why is 11 afraid of 9? Because ten, nine ate!"

"There is nothing wrong with window puns, I just don't like to shed light on them."

"So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar, there is only one stool free. How do they all sit? They turn the stool upside down"

"The NSA wants Edward Snowden to leave Russia. NSA: Hey Edward, you should really come back to America so we can talk. Edward: I can't. I'm Snowden."

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac."

"Why did the proctologist have his cars towed to the auto repair shop? He rectum."

"Folks I'm seeing Trainwreck tomorrow night. Then after the GOP debate, I might go to the new Amy Schumer movie! Yeah, I went there"

"Some folks just can't pull off a bow tie... ...and they choke to death."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up cunts."