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Joke of the Day

"''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''"

"""Choose password"" > 123bob ""Password must not contain common names & must be complex with at least 50 characters"" > gameofthrones ""OK"""

"What was the name of Hitler's Political Party: A, B, C, or D? Heres a hint: It's not C!"

"How do you spot a vegan at the gym? Pretty much the same as anyone else."

"Why did the blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means stop ;D"

"I tripped over a bra today I think it was a booby trap"

"Did you know that, during the first game of the 1936 baseball season, the Boston Braves managed to win while also badly injuring six players on the opposing team? They were truly ruthless."

"Brought a ninja to a gunfight and it was really cool. Everyone clapped. Then they shot him."

"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or you're taking sh!t from some @sshole!"

"BREAKING: California becomes first state to ban plastic bags. People who love picking up dog shit with their bare hands rejoice."