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Joke of the Day

"""Choose password"" > 123bob ""Password must not contain common names & must be complex with at least 50 characters"" > gameofthrones ""OK"""

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Cheap, and from a third world country"

"Two cats are swimming across a river, who made it across? one's name is ""one two three"" and the others name is ""un deux trois"". who made it across? one two three, because un deux trois cat sank."

"A real man should never wave faster than he SAYS the word ""hey"""

"Question: What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift? Ans: Hodor"

"What crime did the impotent rapist commit? Viagra-vated Assault."

"why do farts stink? so deaf people can enjoy them too."

"No amount of college can prepare you for how angry you'll get at the way people park in the real word."

"I'll take two glasses of lemonade please... ...said the man. But hold the ""ades"". Waitress: So you just want two lemons? Man: No, I just don't want AIDS."

"I just saw the most beautiful girl, but she was wearing those huge sunglasses so there is still a chance she's a 1200 pound rhinoceros."