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Joke of the Day

"""Choose password"" > 123bob ""Password must not contain common names & must be complex with at least 50 characters"" > gameofthrones ""OK"""

"I pointed to two hags sitting across the bar from us and told my friend ""That's us in 10 years"". She said ""That's a mirror""."

"I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated. I was better after I evacuated my vowels."

"Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck."

"I threw away my vacuumer today It was just collecting dust.."

"I hear most Muslims are capitalists... They're always going on and on about some Great Profit."

"*renames my kids South and East, and leaves them on Kanye's doorstep*"

"Clowns divorce. Custardy battle."

"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use Lubricant."

"My brain is like Internet Explorer Slow, rarely used, and needs some things deleted from its history"