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Joke of the Day
"The only Foursquare location I'd be interested in reading you tweet from is the cave of Bin Laden."
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"I hope the final frame of Breaking Bad is white text on black background: ""None of this would have happened if we had Universal Healthcare."""
"A donkey walked 12 miles.. but when measured the front leg walked 12 miles but the back legs walked only 10 miles Its because he was walking in a circle"
"How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!"
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who pee in the shower, those who don't, and those who didn't realize this joke was in trinary."
"Everyone says to do a job you love. So i bet suicide bombers always have a blast."
"What's the difference between Brussel sprouts and snot? .. Kids don't eat Brussel sprouts !"
"There are so many Mexicans heartbroken about the pending wall Let's hope they get over it soon"
"Two birds are sat on a perch. One turns to the other and says ""Can you smell fish?"""
"Why do Stormtroopers never laugh? Because they always miss the joke"