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Joke of the Day

"I tripped over a bra today I think it was a booby trap"

"Just skipped past a quote from Gandhi on Instagram to ""like"" a photo of a hot dog."

"How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike? Because you never forget!"

"I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades of Grey... For example, the one where she gets a job right out of college."

"[red carpet] ""So Ryan, who are u with tonight?"" Ryan Gosling [proudly] ""My parents"" [two geese in black tie nervously shuffle to his side]"

"Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang So I shot him.."

"Why are there 2 dragon smileys on Whatsapp? ""He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head."" ""No babe, this calls for a full dragon."""

"If Tom Cruise had an intervention to an addiction... They should call it ""Cruise Control."""

"As I was finishing a round of golf during a lightning storm, I was suddenly struck ...by how peaceful my game was with no one else on the course. I should do this more often!"

"I promise you that there are three types of people in this world. Those who keep their promises, and those who don't."