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Joke of the Day
"Where do suicide bombers go where they die? Everywhere."
Next Joke
"A wheel fell off the vegetable cart... A wheel fell off the vegetable cart. What do you need to fix it? Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)"
"ME: How much for this aggressive bottle of water? FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant"
"I don't care what you say about vacuum cleaners They still suck Just like this joke"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think R but it's the C he loves!"
"Why doesn't George R.R. Martin have Twitter? Because he would just kill off all 140 characters."
"You wanna do stuff with toys in bed? Let's do it; I've already got like 3 hot wheels cars and a Barbie in there right now, so...."
"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my dick into your girls ass."
"Going fishing with my mates who all have the flu. I hope I catch something!"
"Waldo asked his wife what was for dinner... Fondue, waldo."