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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my dick into your girls ass."

"Guy getting test results from his doctor and the doctor says ""we have some good news and some bad news"" ""The good news is, we're going to name a disease after you"""

"Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along? Because they have no chemistry"

"A partnerswitch? How about a partnerswitch? I'll bang your wife and give you a handjob after!"

"Wife: You're so lucky, I'm like a trophy wife! Me: Wow, I'd hate to see what they gave to the second place guy."

"My next door neighbor is a bitch... so I just snuck into her house and taught her parrot to say ""my husband can never find out about us."""

"What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener."

"I went to the zoo today and all they had was a dog... It was a Shih Tzu."

"Love is an extreme sympathy that leads to bed."

"I started seeing a therapist about my fear of bridges. Turns out I have severe truss issues."