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Joke of the Day
"Waldo asked his wife what was for dinner... Fondue, waldo."
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"A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Fuck these annoying yellow bastards.. No I'm not talking about the Chinese, I'm talking about the minions."
"Did you hear that the Jim Henson company is making a show about meth-cooking? They're calling it Borking Bad."
"Me: One large buttery popcorn please! Him: Ma'am you have to buy a ticket to get into the movies... Me: One large buttery popcorn TO GO SIR"
"Nothing is more terrifying than putting back a shirt without folding it and then making eye contact with the shopping assistant."
"Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship? So he could go to otter space."
"Apparently, Engineers talk how Doctors write"
"If your mouse doesn't work, what is it? Unemployed."
"Phone just autocorrected ""your"" to ""yore"" in case thou wouldst think I'm smarter than thee."