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Joke of the Day

"You wanna do stuff with toys in bed? Let's do it; I've already got like 3 hot wheels cars and a Barbie in there right now, so...."

"What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick? Put it on my bill."

"What's brown and sticky? (not a stick) My Beyonce calendar"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile!"

"Was being tested for allergies at an all-male nudist colony when the power went out... Needless to say, I felt every prick."

"What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system? Nintendo Switch"

"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet."

"Can someone finish this joke? My friend wrote this much before he committed suicide:""Three prostitute nuns walk into a bar..."""

"How well do people with mesothelioma breathe? Asbestos they can."

"I need to take a new default picture but i'm nowhere near a bathroom mirror."