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Joke of the Day

"Why is there so much ""twang"" in Country music? It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding."

"Before & after marriage Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,"

"What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months."

"I put my blood sweat and tears into making this Red cordial"

"Started with the tips of my fingers.. We got more into it, my fingers got deeper. She says ""babe take off your ring its hurting me"", I respond ""you mean my watch?"""

"My girlfriend says she's going to leave me because I have a gambling problem But I think she's bluffing."

"A priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a horse all walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"FYI: The .gif file format is pronounced ""jiff"" I know because I joogled it."

"What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? They both love cracking open a cold one!"

"Me: ""I like you."" Date: ""I like you, too."" Me: ""Well this just got boring."""