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Joke of the Day

"Why wasn't the sequel to The Fast and the Furious called Bi-fast Bi-Curious?"

"How did Hitler originally get into power? ""Let's make Germany great again"""

"So, this co-worker stated that she makes ice cubes with her leftover alcohol. I'm confused. What's leftover alcohol?"

"Don't trust atoms They make up everything"

"A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted."

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? A Pickassho"

"Why shouldn't you put extra lettuce on your BLT? Because then you won't be able to fit into your B-E-L-T! killme.jpg"

"I tried to teach my grandma how to eat noodles with chopsticks She accidentally made a sweater."

"Isn't it ironic that crocodiles like water and people who wear Crocs are douchbags. Ok, maybe I don't know what ironic means."

"A man walks into a bookshop and says, ""can I have a book by Shakespeare?"" ""Of course, Sir, which one?"" The man replies, ""William."""