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Joke of the Day
"Lazy thought by my girlfriend Her: ""Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?"" (Deez nuts)"
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"My parents found an S&M magazine under my brother's bed... My dad said, ""Well, spanking him is out of the question."""
"I thought I'd repost an old joke... Oops wrong sub..."
"Why are black guys getting fatter? TVs are getting lighter."
"Me: I can't seem to lose weight CW: Have you tried cutting back on your sugar intake Me:*stirring coffee with snickers bar* What do you mean"
"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Snickers Bar? One wants you to put their chocolatey nutty goodness in your mouth, and the other is a child rapist."
"I feel like Pitbull is what happens when you give a shift supervisor at Aeropostale a record deal"
"Did you hear about the French guy who died after eating in a fish restaurant? It must have been food poissoning."
"my nana and bb8 i recently got the sphero bb8 and my nana asked 'what is that' 'its bb8' 'who?' 'a robot from star wars' 'oh, so is there a mouse in side it?'"
"What's the difference between Acne and a Catholic priest? Acne cums on your face after you're 12."