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Joke of the Day
"Lazy thought by my girlfriend Her: ""Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?"" (Deez nuts)"
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"Hey girl, are you a repost? Because I fucking hate you and wish you didn't exist."
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds"
"What separates animals from humans? The Mediterranean."
"Drank the liquid from my Magic 8 Ball and now I can predict the future with even less accuracy than I could before."
"FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything."
"What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you? Herp-n-derp-es"
"When's a door not a door? When it's slightly ajar."
"TIL there is a gay humility parade every year, but no one knows where or when it is. because they are too humble to say."