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Joke of the Day
"PERSONAL TRAINER: so how much do you bench? ME: a fair bit but I usually bed or sofa."
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"What do you call a Jamaican with diahorrea? *Cool Runnings*"
"I was going to say a dead baby joke... but I decided to abort"
"A woman walked into the sexual harassment and textiles store, she got felt."
"""Fig Newtons: they're like a funeral in your mouth!"""
"A lot of people say that alt-right would be good for America. I'll try it if Ctrl-alt-delete doesn't work."
"TIL Tim Gibbons, a reclusive gastroenterologist, has the only fart preserved in a jar on record since 1983... *owner of a lonely fart*"
"What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team? One is a group of cunning runts."
"Before sprinting towards the elevator, ask yourself, ""Am I hot enough to make them hold the door?"""